(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: Haug Wallsy Wraith Tuan Ickle Wasdrogan Avarice
(Speed Mafia) Wraith: whats the theme?
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: Your parents are fanatics and believe you should enter the church and have sent you off to be choir boys at the local cathedral but people start going missing!
(Speed Mafia) Wraith: it was the priest
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: Roles going out =D
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: It was Mr Plum, in the Ball Room, with the candlestick!
(Speed Mafia) Wraith: it was the priest, in the church, with the choir boy
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: ...
(Speed Mafia) tuan: choir boys enter the church?
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: Ew, Wraith.
(Speed Mafia) Avarice: seeya guys around
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: ...
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: But but but
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: [Avarice leaves Discworld -- LOLUNITELOL]
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ sighs
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: Wasdrogan's not even online
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: Woe, broken promises.
(Speed Mafia) Wraith: ..whoot game!
(Speed Mafia) tuan: you still have five players. I demand a new theme, that's not this sick.
(Speed Mafia) Haug: I dont even have my role =(
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: rofl
(Speed Mafia) Haug: Keep going with this one :P
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: But it was so good =(
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: I like this one
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: That's all gone out =(
(Speed Mafia) Wraith: whats next? touched by an angel?
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: Ok it's night actions pl0x
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: Playerlist: Haug Wallsy Wraith Tuan Ickle
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: Actions Received
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: Results going out
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: Morning
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: Playerlist: Haug Wallsy Wraith Tuan Ickle
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: Everyone is still alive, I take it?
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: VOTE HAUG
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: Wallsy. :P
(Speed Mafia) Haug: Let's just assume Wallsy's a retard for the moment :D
(Speed Mafia) Haug: So does anyone have any evidence as to the identity of the KILLER? :O
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: Let's not. It's a well-established fact that lynching Haug on day 1 is the best course of action.
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: Not really.
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: rofl
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: What killer? No one's dead. ;-P
(Speed Mafia) Wraith: anyone blocker or doc?
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: Yes.
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: I blocked Wallsy last night.
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: Pushing for random roleclaims at this stage would be a mistake.
(Speed Mafia) Haug: It could be Wallsy. This might be a cunning plan of his to make us think he would target me if he was the mafia, but then he doesn't! :O
(Speed Mafia) tuan: Hmm...
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: Only the innocent or those with good cover come out willingly, and then the mafia know what's safe to claim.
(Speed Mafia) Haug: Well I'm doc and I protected tuan :P
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: Well done guys. :-|
(Speed Mafia) tuan: So far, Wallsy has tried to vote Wallsy....
(Speed Mafia) Haug: actually im some chubby kid who asks people for food =(
(Speed Mafia) Haug: so how that works i dont know :P
(Speed Mafia) tuan: er.. Haug.
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: So either someone tried to kill Tuan and failed, or Wallsy tried to kill but was blocked by me, or nobody tried to kill at all.
(Speed Mafia) Haug: playerlist please
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: Playerlist: Haug Wallsy Wraith Tuan Ickle
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: Excellent. We've established that someone may or may not have tried to do something, and if they did, they failed.
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: Yep! :D
(Speed Mafia) Haug: ok so ickle and haug, that leaves tuan or wraith or wallsy as possible cop
(Speed Mafia) Haug: assuming it's not wallsy
(Speed Mafia) Haug: leaving wraith or tuan
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: (This happens every game so usually a townie is lynched first)
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: And I'm more convinced that voting Haug is the right choice, because that claim makes no sense.
(Speed Mafia) Haug: i suggest we go for a no-lynch tonight. I'll protect myself, ickle can block wallsy, the cop can investigate wallsy.
(Speed Mafia) Wraith: VOTE NOLYNCH
(Speed Mafia) Haug: Unless the cop is able to clear someone's name already
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: Then the killer won't attack again, and frame Wallsy.
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: Fine. Then tomorrow we can lynch Haug.
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: Assuming Wallsy is innocent.
(Speed Mafia) Haug: VOTE NOLYNCH
(Speed Mafia) tuan: VOTE NOLYNCH
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: UNVOTE
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: NOLYNCH!
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: And it is night send in your actions please
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: Actions received
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: It is day!
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: VOTE HAUG for wasting our time and attempting to frame me. And just generally being Haug.
(Speed Mafia) Haug: Oh My God :O
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: Playerlist: Haug Wallsy Wraith Tuan Ickle
(Speed Mafia) Haug: Ickle! :O
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: What
(Speed Mafia) Haug: Who are you ickle :P
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: Nashina
(Speed Mafia) Haug: no no
(Speed Mafia) Haug: i went to protect you last night
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: I blocked Wallsy
(Speed Mafia) Haug: and I saw a shadowy figure slink away from your room :O
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: I'm the emo kid, I block people by pouring all my troubles to them
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: Aww, what a jerk. :(
(Speed Mafia) Haug: hms okies :P
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: Well, as I was blocked, that means eith Haug is lying or Wraith or Tuan is sneaking into peoples rooms at night.
(Speed Mafia) Haug: Did the cop find anything out?
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: Actually, shadowy figure is very emo
(Speed Mafia) Haug: Or it means it's ickle
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: He might've seen me, unless he means he saw someone else
(Speed Mafia) Wraith: hey i might sneak into peoples rooms but only for a bit o' fun
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: I don't think there is a cop
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: If he was protecting you, wouldn't he have had to follow you?
(Speed Mafia) Haug: it says i asked the shadowy figure for food
(Speed Mafia) Haug: so i'm assuming that it would have been ickle
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: I didn't get a message about being asked for food :P
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: Ickle, can you confirm that you were asked for food?
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: Right, still voting Haug.
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: All I was told was that I poured all my troubles to Wallsy, and it cheered him up.
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: Votes: Haug (Wallsy)
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: 3 to lynch
(Speed Mafia) Haug: I'd like a roleclaim from wallsy, tuan, and wraith
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: All I was told was that you poured all your troubles out to me and it made me wish you were dead. ;-P
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: I'm vaguely disturbed that Wallsy was happy about me being emo at him
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: I'm sure you would, Haug.
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: Aww :P
(Speed Mafia) Haug: Tuan is 5 mins idle :P
(Speed Mafia) Haug: So let's start with Wallsy and Wraith
(Speed Mafia) Haug: what are your roles? :P
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: But as weve already unnecessarily exposed our blocker, I don't think the rest of us should claim just yet.
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: *we've
(Speed Mafia) Haug: I think we have enough evidence to finish the game right now if we get the role claims.
(Speed Mafia) Haug: Ickle is confirmed innocent
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: I think we have enough evidence now to lynch Haug.
(Speed Mafia) Wraith: im just an innocent little choir-girl :P supposedly
(Speed Mafia) Haug: Hm
(Speed Mafia) Haug: But I thought we were choir-boys :P
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: Gah!@
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: I suspect Wraith, Tuan and Haug.
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: Why do you people keep claiming? It is not helpful!
(Speed Mafia) Wraith: to the mafia*
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: It's not unhelpful either.
(Speed Mafia) tuan: I'm just the bookwormy kid.
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: No, it is helpful to the mafia. It is only helpful to the mafia. It is not helpful to the town.
(Speed Mafia) Haug: Hm, that might mean Wallsy is the cop :P
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: Yeah but you've seen some of today's previous games. If you don't claim you're immediately 100% confirmed mafia :P
(Speed Mafia) tuan: If Wallsy is the cop, any information he could reveal would be helpful.
(Speed Mafia) Haug: except he's been blocked both nights
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: Rather than, say, innocent and trying not to die
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day reminds you all that he's been blocked 2 nights out of 2.
(Speed Mafia) Haug: Okay let's assume Wallsy is the cop.
(Speed Mafia) Haug: So that would mean Ickle, and maybe Wallsy
(Speed Mafia) Haug: so hm
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: What about us?
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: Confirmed innocent, I think, Ickle.
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: Ah.
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: But as it's Haug, his reasoning is probably not quite up to scratch.
(Speed Mafia) Haug: I'm tempted to go with a No Lynch, and have ickle block someone else and see what happens. If wallsy is the cop he can clear someone, and I can protect Wallsy. The alternative is we lynch wallsy, or tuan, or wraith :P
(Speed Mafia) tuan: for obvious reasons, I'm opposed to one of those.
(Speed Mafia) Haug: lol :p
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: Or you. We can't confirm you being doc.
(Speed Mafia) Haug: yeah but i know im doc so im already off my own list :P
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: I was never asked for food.
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: Heh.
(Speed Mafia) Haug: tuan, on night one, were you asked for food?
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: The only sensible choice here is to lynch Haug. Ickle and I confirm each other, Haug confirms Ickle, but no one can confirm Haug, and he's been acting suspiciously and helping the mafia get information the whole game.
(Speed Mafia) tuan: I wasn't actually asked, but that doesn't mean you didn't protect me.
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: I'm an emo kid as non-conforming as can be, you can be non-conforming too if you vote just like me
(Speed Mafia) Haug: Well Ickle, I did say you were a shadowy figure and slinky, which seems to fit into the emo role
(Speed Mafia) Haug: at first i thought i had asked the killer :P
(Speed Mafia) Haug: but if tuan didnt recieve anything then you might not be told
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: Or you might be full of shit, Haug.
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: votelist, please
(Speed Mafia) Haug: Wallsy, your only goal is to lynch me so shut up :P
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: Votes: Haug (Wallsy)
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: Hmm.
(Speed Mafia) Haug: hm
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: My goal is to win. It just happens that the best way to do that is to lynch you.
(Speed Mafia) Haug: hold on checking something :P
(Speed Mafia) Haug: okies apparantly i asked the killer for food last night :P
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: Um?
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: So now you're saying Ickle is the killer?
(Speed Mafia) Haug: Oh okay i understand
(Speed Mafia) Haug: On the way to Ickles room i -met- a shadowy figure who was the killer.
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: I'm confirmed blocker! :P
(Speed Mafia) Haug: Hence i protected ickle
(Speed Mafia) Haug: so it cant be wallsy
(Speed Mafia) Haug: or ickle
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: Oh.
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: It can be Haug though, and is.
(Speed Mafia) Haug: Playerlist?
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: Anyone else care to add anything?
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: Playerlist: Haug Wallsy Wraith Tuan Ickle
(Speed Mafia) Haug: And do you have the introduction to the game, kittenz? :P
(Speed Mafia) tuan: Ooh. I have the information that no one's died yet.
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: something about a catholic church bladi blah
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: Thanks Tuan
(Speed Mafia) Haug: hm
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: children at a catholic church
(Speed Mafia) Haug: Ickle, are you a boy? :P
(Speed Mafia) Haug: and wallsy, are you a boy?
(Speed Mafia) Haug: and tuan, are you a boy? :P
(Speed Mafia) tuan: didn't waraith claim she was a girl?
(Speed Mafia) tuan: I already claimed I was a bookwormy kid. Boy. yes.
(Speed Mafia) Haug: yes, she did
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: Yes. And we're all supposed to be boys.
(Speed Mafia) Haug: hms
(Speed Mafia) Haug: then im going to VOTE WRATH
(Speed Mafia) Haug: VOTE WRAITH
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: Look, the facts are these: I know Ickle's innocent, Haug claims that I'm innocent, but no one can validate Haug's somewhat dubious claims. If Haug's innocent then his info is probably good, but he looks most suspicious right now. If we lynch Haug we go from 1 confirmed innocent to two, and still have the blocker.
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: Wrath :P
(Speed Mafia) Wraith: im innocent
(Speed Mafia) Wraith: well in the sense that im not mafia
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: Yeah, OK. Wallsy's SMRTR.
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: VOTE HAUGIES.
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: 2 votes Haug (Wallsy, Ickle) 1 vote Wraith (Haug)
(Speed Mafia) Haug: sigh dont be taken up with his want to lynch me ickle :p
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: 1 to lynch Haug
(Speed Mafia) Haug: It's either Tuan or Wraith :P
(Speed Mafia) Haug: and wraith claimed choir girl in an all boy game :P
(Speed Mafia) Wraith: blame the mod
(Speed Mafia) Wraith: its what i am
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: On the off chance that it's not you, Haug, I promise to ask some serious questions of Wraith tomorrow.
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: UNVOTE
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: How is Wallsy confirmed no mafia again?
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: not*
(Speed Mafia) Haug: Because you blocked him last night
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: Haug says he saw the killer. I was blocked.
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: No one died.
(Speed Mafia) Haug: And I offered food to the killer last night
(Speed Mafia) Haug: So if he was blocked
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: Ah. Right.
(Speed Mafia) Haug: he couldnt be out roaming
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: VOTE HAUG
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: rofl
(Speed Mafia) Haug: fail ickle, fail :P
(Speed Mafia) Haug: VOTE HAUG
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: Er?
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: Can't vote yourself moron
(Speed Mafia) Haug: sigh :P
(Speed Mafia) Ickle still isn't basting nicely.
(Speed Mafia) tuan: Some other games, you can.
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: Should I let him/
(Speed Mafia) tuan: I'm just not yet convinced, that it's not Wraith.
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: I'm tempted to say yes, KittenZ, but self-voting is so lame it overrides my wish to see Haug dead.
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: So we have Ickle block Wraith tonight, tuan.
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: Yeh well I doubt people would want others to kill themselves (unless they were emo)
(Speed Mafia) Ickle agees with Wallsy. :P
(Speed Mafia) Haug: is this game being played in real time?
(Speed Mafia) Ickle grins
(Speed Mafia) Haug: Ie are actions on the first in first done basis?
(Speed Mafia) tuan: Okay... that works. VOTE HAUG
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: no
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: tl sm That's not how it works, Haug.
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: Night in 30 seconds
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: That's a lynch, isn't it?
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: Oh gods, you're not giving takeback time are you?
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: indeed
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: Didn't see Tuan vote
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: Soz
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: Ok
(Speed Mafia) Haug: And Wallsy, that's how it works in certain mods.
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: Takeback time is second on the list of lamest mafia rule alterations ever (the first being time limits).
(Speed Mafia) tuan: time limits are needed otherwise you get people running late to stuff.
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: You all gang up around Haug and guide him towards the specially prepared noose (catholic style) and try to hang him, which results in the rope breaking and Haug breaking a leg, so you figure to hell with it and roll him down the stairs.
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: It is night!
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: If you don't have the time for a game you shouldn't sign up.
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: Without time limits everyone just goes afk or idles.
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: Sorry, what was Haug?
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: he broke the rope
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: so he was a fattyyyyy alooooffaaaaaa
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: But what role?
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: Untold!
(Speed Mafia) Haug: Obviously not mafia Wallsy, else it wouldn't be night.
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: I take it back. That is the lamest rule alteration.
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: The world ends when the bad guys are hung? Makes sense.
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: Awaiting 1 action
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: Accepted and processing
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: It is Day! The corpse of Ickle, wearing completely black clothing and mascara was found ravaged in the hallway (You don't even wanna know). Also Wallsy is found with a large dent in his head back in his room.
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: Wraith wakes up to go to choir practice but is stopped by Tuan!
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: And Tuan has his way with her and the game ends happily ever after
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: That is so sick.
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ nods
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: I wouldn't expect anything less
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: The emo kid being molested and dying from anal bleeding.
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: BTW, I was SK.
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: Ah.
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: LOL @ ICKLE
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: you love it
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: Further evidence that lynching Haug at the start of day 1 is the best move for the town. Thanks for confirming me innocent, Haug!
(Speed Mafia) tuan: Seriously, I don't want to know.
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: That's disgusting, Kittenz.
(Speed Mafia) tuan: and I also repeat my exhortation that this was a sick, sick theme.
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: Indeeed
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: the catholic setting should've been enough to warn you
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: Yeah, true.
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: You played well, Wallsy.
(Speed Mafia) tuan: and nobody else believed me when I wanted a new theme...
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: I didn't play that well, everyone else just played badly, particularly Haug.
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: you guys like blocked eachother like mad
(Speed Mafia) Haug: Feh, Wallsy's ability to play a retard made me overlook any ability he might have at being a killer :P
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: There was an amusing thing though if the two priests met each other in a boy/girl's room the town would've won
(Speed Mafia) tuan: Wait, ...I killed the killer?
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: yes
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: Who killed me then?
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: I assumed everything would be real time... like Wallsy leaves to Ickle's room, you leave to wallsy's room at the same time
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: Wallsy arrives at Ickle's room you arrive at Wallsy's room
(Speed Mafia) tuan: oh.
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day assumed that he was the only killer and that Haug "seeing the killer" was actually Haug "being a moron". Had that been the case, I'd have killed Ickle and pinned it on Tuan (because we knew Wraith was blocked), then won.
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: rofl
(Speed Mafia) tuan: Instead, I killed you and won the game, because I thought you were the cop!
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: Wait.
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: Wallsy raped an emo boy, causing him to die from anal bleeding...
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: you don't have to keep reminding us
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: but yes
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: As you were supposed to, tuan, I just hadn't counted on you being a killer. ;-)
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: he did
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: Yucky.
(Speed Mafia) tuan: can we please avoid that?
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: Someone mod a new game
(Speed Mafia) Wraith: the choir girl also got raped, are we avoiding that?
(Speed Mafia) Haug: IN
(Speed Mafia) Wallsy Saves the Day: BTW, KittenZ, this technically isn't a public channel, but since it is open to everyone, could we avoid this sort of thing in future? If it wouldn't be acceptable on One, assume it's not here.
(Speed Mafia) tuan: actually, I thought I was the only killer. You kept getting blocked, and I didn't take any actions the first night, and was blocked the second night...
(Speed Mafia) Wraith: IN
(Speed Mafia) tuan: no wait, Ickle was protected the second night.
(Speed Mafia) Ickle: Yeah I agree with Wallsy
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: >.<
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: Well!
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: It would've been semi-acceptable
(Speed Mafia) KittenZ: Sort of =P